Larry Jewell

On rare occasions does one find a truly original idea. Gilbert Tanner, chief of the chemistry section of the pathology laboratory at Latter Day Saints Hospital in Salt Lake City, had just such an idea. On January 7th of this year, the 10 person chem lab staff began a 26 week per year work schedule. The system consists of working one seven day week of 10 hours per day followed by seven days off. What triggered such an idea? I guess you would say the idea came to me because I am rather lazy and resented the fact that so much of my time was tied up in scheduling people for weekends, holidays and vacation periods. I just had to do something to get out of doing this much work. What problems are there with salaries? There was little conflict with the salary because the people were. It. It's chicken out special time again. Whoopee. I knew you'd like that. Yeah, whoopee. What's so special? I'm hungry. Oh, right. Chicken out is combining two pieces of chicken with a roll and a salad, putting it with your choice of a tart or pudding for only 99 cents. Gee, 99 is a lot. No, 99 cents. You know, less than a dollar. Ah, come on, nothing's less than a dollar. The chicken out special is two pieces of chicken, a roll, a salad and your choice of a tart or pudding for 99 cents. If you're hungry, you better order right. Seven chicken out specials, please. And a chicken out pizza. A pizza dessert. What was that? A streaker. Ah, come on. He's fully dressed instead of, you know. Yeah, he's streaking a chicken out to get their new barbecue sandwich. Oh, you're pushing my leg. He could be streaking a chicken out to get a hoagie sandwich. Chicken out now has hoagie sandwiches, you know. But he's got his clothes on. That isn't streaking. He could be streaking the chicken out for a freshly made pizza roll that good. Chicken out chicken. But he isn't in the. Well, you know, he isn't in the. That's okay. The chicken out chicken comes without fetas. Besides chicken out streakers blush a lot. Glad. Trick or treat. The treat. A chicken out. A chicken out. Yeah. This Halloween, all day, you get two pieces of chicken, a rolling salad and plus a pumpkin tart for just 96 cents. All of that for 96 cents? Yeah. Two pieces of chicken, a roll, a salad and a pumpkin tart for 96 cents. That's enough to make me change my biting habits. Yeah. The treat's a chicken out. Say hi to Ernie and Rita while you're there. Thank you. Maybe I can give you a little treat next Halloween. I can hardly wait. By the way, who's your dentist? Ah, our first contestant. Now, Mrs. Armbruster, if you get all the answers right, you'll win Fort Knox. Who is buried in Grant's tomb? Grant. Right. Who was the Democratic nominee for president in 1928? Al Smith. Right. Now the toughie. When is Chicken out open with that good Chicken Out Chicken. Oh, I. Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Armbruster. The correct answer is Chicken out is open Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 3 until 10pm Thursday, Friday and Saturday from 11am until 10pm and Sunday from 11am until 8pm oh shucky darn. And I get that good chicken at Chicken out at least once a week. And I even know that Chicken out will deliver to your home after six o'. Clock. I'm sorry, Mrs. Armbruster, but as a consolation prize, you'll win a set of flashcards so you can memorize when Chicken out is open. Plus a Chicken out pizza of your choice. Hazel, bring out the next victim. Would you believe Chicken out has another special? It's got to be Baked beans and Chicken. Great. How did you guess that Chicken out was having a special on baked beans and chicken? Well, I. How in the world would you tell me that Chicken out was putting together two pieces of chicken with baked beans, a roll and jello, all for 99 cents? How did you guess that? Huh? Huh? Well that's a great way to try the Chicken out baked beans. Now remember, two pieces of chicken, baked beans, a roll and jello for 99 cents. Now tell me, really, how did you guess? Well, I. Don't mince words with me. Tell me how you guessed. You gotta tell me. Well, I. Yes, go on. Well, I was lucky. Oh, It's Thanksgiving week and time for chicken from Chicken Out. And boy, do they have a special to be thankful for. Oh, wait a minute. Thanksgiving's not for chicken. It's for turkey. Now we don't have a Turkey Out. So Thanksgiving week is for Chicken and boy, does Chicken out have a special. But this is time for turkey. We don't. I have a turkey out here. I know, I know. What's the special? A free pumpkin pie with every purchase of a party barrel or family bucket of that goooood Chicken out chicken. How's that you say a free pumpkin pie with every party barrel or a family bucket of chicken from Chicken Out. From Chicken Out. Enjoy Thanksgiving week with chicken from Chicken Out. Ah, but I still say Thanksgiving's for turkey. Well, look at it this way. A chicken is just a short turkey that you can afford. Okay, get the special Thanksgiving special from Short Turkey Out. Oy vey. Boo. Huh? Chicken out has a special on pumpkin pie. So what's the special? A free pumpkin pie this Friday and Saturday with every family bucket or party barrel. So Boo. Wait a minute. What's with the boo? Pumpkin is for Halloween, isn't it? Not this time. Chicken out is celebrating harvest days this Friday and Saturday. A special of a free pumpkin pie with every family bucket or party barrel of that good Chicken out chicken. So no boo. No boo. No boo. How about a coochie coo? What's that? The coma cojote. Oh yeah, yeah. It's a publicity stunt from Chicken Out. Oh come on. Honestly. Chicken out is using the comic Cohotech to remind everyone that Chicken out has more of that goooood. Chicken out chicken for 1974. And. And pizza and pies and tater tots and soft drinks and mini loaves. And. And goodies. Goodies. Yeah, goodies from Chicken Out. And the comic Kahotek is to remind everyone of that at Chicken Out. Right. You must be pulling my leg. How could Chicken out get the comic Kahotek for a reminder to go to Chicken Out. Easy, it's all in the wrist. Oh, Chicken out has a special. Good. You give me the special and I'll make the appropriate sounds to dramatize all the goodies. Okay, Chicken out special. Two pieces of chicken, quarter pint of chili. Andeley andely proto. A roll Foosh. A light roll. Oh, and jello wobble. Okay. Wobble wobble for 96 cents. Thank you for your help. Let's do it once again real quick. Okay. Two pieces of chicken. Okay. Quarter pint of chili. I roll wobble fush and Joe wobble. That one's right. Okay. 90. That's what it costs, that Chicken Out. What's that? After you've eaten the special. Gotcha. I don't know if we'll try it again. Happy New Year. Happy New Year from Ernie and Rita Munson. A Chicken Out. Chicken out with that Mmm. Good chicken. And tater tots and salad and pies and pizza. Real honest to goodness type fresh made pizza. And now orange whip. New at Chicken Out. Chicken out is open all day today with something special for you. Happy New Year. A free drink with every pizza. A free pint of salad with every family bucket or party barrel. A free half pint of salad with every giant out. A free cream pie with every Family bucket or party barrel purchased between 7 and 9 in the evening. If you didn't get all the specials, too bad. You'll have to go to chicken out and ask. When in doubt, chicken out at 3:05 North Main. Happy New Year. The big news continues at Nessen Furniture in Tremonton. Our man on the scene is Lance Bengal. Niall Nesson has gone stark raving mad with this sale. Ridiculously low prices on mattresses and box springs, furniture, carpeting and Magnavox television stereos. You name it, it's on sale. Solid state Magnavox Videomatic 25 inch diagonal color television just 599.95 at Nessen Furniture in Tre. Thank you, Lance. That's our Bear River Valley Magnavox Center. Nessen Furniture, 11 West Main in Tremonton. More news of Tremontan. Nessen Furniture's gigantic wall to wall cleanout sale is continuing at 11 West Main in Tremontan. For this on the scene report we switch to Lance Bengal. We are here at Nessen Furniture where Niall Nessen has reduced prices 30, 40, even 70% on some items. For example made opitic twin size mattress and box spring set. Save $40, you pay just $99. Furniture, carpeting and home entertainment systems by Magnavox. Everything is reduced in price at Nessen Furniture. Wall to wall cleanout sale at 11 West Main in Tremont and NE. Come with me, I have something to show you. Welcome to the Christmas fashion show at Bon Marche. Here's Eileen wearing one of the many elegant fashions from the ladies shop. Herbie over there is wearing the latest in double knits from the men's shop. And Barry up on the Runway is carrying a Lazy Boy recliner from the furniture department. You can tell by the wonderful fashions that you can make just one stop to Christmas shop. When you shop the Bon Marche, go to the bon Marche at 23rd and Washington in Ogden for all of your Christmas needs. The Bon Marche. Bon Marche means Merry Christmas. From every corner of northern Utah. You hear it for Christmas gifts of true value. It's Bon Marche for the woman in your life. Compliment her with a gift from the Bon Marche. For the man in your life. Praise him with a gift from the Bon Marche. The Bon Marche with gifts for all the family. With gifts to enhance your home. Not a department store, a shopping experience. The Bon Marche for Christmas shop the Bon Marche in Ogden. Have a merry Christmas this year by being prepared with gifts that keep on giving. Books from the bookshop in Brigham City. But now is the best time to order the exact book for each loved one. Remember last Christmas when you had to settle for a tie for Uncle Henry because you couldn't find the perfect book for him at any bookstore and it was too late to order before Christmas? Well, now you can solve the problem by ordering now at the bookshop. And when the book arrives, the bookshop provides gift wrapping service. You order your Christmas cards this early so why not order your books also? Order now and you're sure the books will be here in time for giving or mailing. See the bookshop today and then sit back and truly enjoy the Christmas season because this year you are prepared. The Bookshop 82 South Maine in Brigham City. The Pantry is at 90 South Main in Brigham City. The pantry is a new eating experience for Brigham. You'll love the pantry. Great sandwiches and salads. A good place to go for a coffee break. It's an ice cream stop. Also, the pantry is a must stop for you. The food is delicious, the atmosphere is fun, you'll like the decor and more at the pantry. Eat often at the Pantry 90 South Main in Brickham City. The pantry is a new eating experience that has come to Brigham City. The pantry at 90 South Main is an eating experience you'll enjoy. Their great sandwiches include roast beef, ham and pastrami. In addition to the sandwiches, they have great salads. Delicious hand dipped ice cream. Also at the Pantry. Actually there are real fun place to go so try the Pantry now open at 90 South Maine in Brigham City. Hamilton Drug is featuring Craig, Sanyo and Arvin. Sounds like a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. No really. Craig, Sanyu and Arvin. Also Midland, GE and aitc. The most complete line of electronics in the area. You must hear the 4 channel sound of Sanyo to truly appreciate it. Whoopee. Blank 8 track tape by Audio 8 list price 179 selling now for just 88 cents. If you intend to surprise your family surprise? Try electronic equipment from Hamilton Drug. Know who told me all this? Why? Hamilton's little Christmas angel, that's who. Bah humbug. I was talking to Hamilton's little Christmas angel today and she reminded me that Hamilton Drug is the place to shop for all your Christmas decorations. Trees from 24 inches to 7ft. Lights, ornaments, centerpieces. Everything you need to decorate your house from top to bottom. Shop Hamilton Drug today while the selection is at its best. That's what the little Christmas angel told me. And she's right. It's anniversary sale time at Sonoma's with values that every self respecting budget balancer must see. Dresses sizes 7 to 20 and a half are half price. Pantsuits are half price. You must see the coats. Beautiful coats reduced in price by 15%. All new merchandise in price. Popular sizes values on dresses, pantsuits, coats and more. During Sonoma's anniversary sale, beautifully balance your clothing budget at Sonoma's 56 South Maine in Brigham City.